Display MoreHeisenberg, Ohm and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.
Heisenberg is driving, and the cop asks him, “Do you know how fast you were going?”
“No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies.
The cop says, “You were doing 55 in a 35.”
Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts, “Great! Now I’m lost!”
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says, “Do you know you have a dead cat back here?”
“We do now, a$$hole!” shouts Schrodinger, getting belligerent.
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
Meanwhile Bose, Einstein, Fermi, and Dirac drove by the scene. They were arguing about whether they could occupy the same car seats. Of course Fermi and Dirac said no, and they had the statistics to prove it. Bose and Einstein promptly condensed and sat on their laps. A good time was had by all as they danced the Bosenova.