MFMP Proposes Live Experiment to Prove Biological Transmutation

It is obvious that the protochickens, from which all chickens today (or at least those now in Brittany) can claim descent, evolved in a region of a great quartz grain dessert. After untold millennia, and a significant spread of the desert these protochickens became able transmute the scarce mica grains found in those barren sands into a calcium-rich mineral, enabling them to spread unchallenged into the great desert. Since they had no predators in this great sea of sand, they became stupid and lazy. Once the great desert shrank with the passage of more time, they were easily captured by the early humanoids expanding into the newly greened desert, and put to work laying eggs, even in times of otherwise great food shortages. And thus began many more millennia of chickens pressed into slavery by oppressive humans.

I think the key to the chicken/LENR mystery is temperature regulation. Just think, even miniscule amounts of transmutation would deliver large energy absorption or production. What better biological mechanism could there be for dinosaur-descendants to manage temperature regulation in the evolutionary radiation following the K/T extinction event!

It all hangs together. If you don't join the dots... (how much transmutation was that again?)

I thought that the last sentence of my post:

"And whatever the result, you can still have a barbecue at the end."

would have given a hint that i was being sarcastic.

Personally, I can't agree with the "indisputable" and no replication required claims. Something becomes indisputable only after it has been replicated by multiple qualified organizations.