Cruel and expensive. Perhaps it would be nicer to put Rossi (or any of our other commercially-inclined saviors) down a 1,000 foot deep mineshaft with an electric elevator to be powered by one of their proven devices? Retrieve them in 48 hours if they can't get the elevator working.
The elevator is an inductive load. SKL is out. They will just have to use the SKLed as a photon rocket to lift them out of the mine shaft. Goble plans to grab hold of one and fly to mars in 90 days.