I have permission from Alan Smith to post some odes.
Evaporating buckets you say?
Really? The whole thing in a day?
This sounds too good to be true
A bucket out of the blue!
LENR up, up and away!
I've been meaning to change the last line but could not think of anything better.
Alan did a brilliant one but I will not post as it is not mine to post. Please do add yours.