Surely a bot cannot believe to 2 or more mutually contradictory and impossible things before breakfast? Axil is totally human in that respect.
In general,, I greatly admire the brevity and wit applied to the construction of your posts. But in this case, would it be possible for you to expand and enumerate those contradictory and impossible start of day propositions, or did you use this unsupported and baseless premise to cleverly diminish my persona?