Let's say the water was pressurized (even though the evidence suggests otherwise) and that there was no steam (again, despite the evidence). You still lose. COP still far above 1.
Only eye witness account (evidence) of steam I know of is James Stokes, from the Florida State Health Department (Radiation). In his deposition, he also stated he was inside, within 1 foot of the plumbing, and described the environment as "warm".
Is that possible?