Before I leave this site, I'd like to make a full confession.
Ever since I first attended Rossi's early demo, I've been convinced his stuff works. Sure, Rossi is a strange character and says weird things. But I had hidden measuring instruments, including my state of the art portable neutrino detector which we (identity deleted) had been developing, and (unbeknownst to Rossi) can detect a neutrino flux 300,000X higher than ambient coming from his device. There is just no way that could happen without some type of nuclear reaction: even if normal high energy particles seem to be suppressed, and of course neutrinos are (normally) not easily detected.
Since then we have been working in secret to reverse-engineer and optimise the Rossi reaction. It is a race against time, because Rossi, while in many ways technically incompetent, had a head start on us.
A few days ago we hit pay dirt. The last barrier to large-scale commercialisation was broken and we now have a small device that will generate thermal power with no waste and no radioacitivty (except for a very large neutrino flux which however is completely harmless and without specialist equipment undetectable).
Those who've wondered about my posting here can now understand it: I desperately needed to ensure that Rossi's efforts were impeded, keeping him focussed on internet reputation and away from real development.
Now that does not matter.
THH (AKA IOMNESFTW)
But does it make perfect scrambled eggs and bacon just so crisp? If so, please send me two, one for me and one for my unicorns (they love scrambled eggs).